Wanna be hard and my lines are awesome
Wannabe star in a microcosm
Wanna keep coming to life - opossum
Wanna keep guarding the mic from flotsam
Man in the ocean,
Make peeps feel random emotions
Fill a fandom with fanciful notions
Like that tides ain’t fastly approaching
Not much fear in my fostered roster
Take the damn heat like a cocksure lobster
Go so pro with the fiends and monsters
Coco flow and they cream their boxers
Sucked hard, now I’m fixin that
Hella magic ass bars in a Trixie hat
And apron, rap good - mixing bad
I’ll take it, forsaking the kicks and dabs

Did a lot of magic dealings for ‘em
Man who got banned from the feelings forum
Hanging out now with the Seelie quorum
Barking out loud with the seal decorum
Real important, awesome and rad
Make weird kids feel awfully sad
Drop real shit like philosophy grads
You drop real shit like colostomy bags
And yo, this the worst case,
Try not to say “everypony” in my workplace
It only happens on my worst days, and then
I run home, put a homie onto third base
And yo, you leave me yawning B,
Rap gods build my theogony
I’m a prodigy like Ptolemy in comedy,
Knock on mahogany

Release my shit goin’ backtaback,
Leave you green as a hackmatack,
Kick your ass like a hackeysack with facts
I drag from your bastard past
D-d-dith, D-d-dith
I’m coming with a hundred kicks buncha scrips,
You better know that I’m a fucking prince,
Punching kids for muffin mix.
Mock a kid like it’s ironic,
Cop a list a wistful sonnets,
Dropping shit peristeronic,
That’s like how a pigeon do
Burn you with the sound of sadness
Turn you to a pound of ashes
Hurt you with the Mouth of Madness
Words to make your vision blue

And I don’t get what they had to be mad with
Dith being silly is axiomatic
All my good thoughts are taken, don’t mistake em
Bruh, you better hasten if you’re walkin off
Take mad kids in the parking lot
Darker thoughts, Jason and the Argonauts, put
Some rocks in a hard place, this ain’t
Pone it’s pox on the raw bass
No bars when you drop like it’s all space
I’m so hard like a foxy cabal mage
Getting boners to squall odd songs
Like ornery stoners with all Maud cons
Spit monads, the ho has gonads
Royal guard flows can blow past NORAD
Make a new format like Hugo Gernsback
And peeps try to match it but you won’t learn that
Burn shit fast, bars from a greasetrap
I’m not awesome I’m just the least bad
Go harder than Grogar I’ll
Smack a jackdaw in the maw with a crowbar (+4)
So go yammer that your mic is hot
I’m gonna go sit with a dime of pot
Pull up yayponies on Microsoft
And read the next chapter of Dichronauts, fuck - AH