Berrytube, Berrytube, Berrytube
Lotta hairy dudes in the room and they sharin booze
Merry tunes sherry soon pony very cute
Hurry up and get on in - Daring Do
Berry fools gettin struck like a hi-hat
Parachutin’ when they gettin chucked out the Hyatt
Folks irate from the rules that they’ll violate
The male primates always shout to (Hail Hydrate!)
You got bars but nuttinatrap
That weak shit couldn’t put a nuttinatrap
Gimme eight straight shots I’ma nuttinatrap
Fuck your whole crew later I’ma nuttinatrap
His name’s Lil Pump and the safeword’s “Gucci Gang”
Wasted as fuck just awaitin the movie manes
Guys in the back doing shooter games
If you strayin they gon bring it back - boomerang

Went there three times at Babscon
And I put my hands up like I was doing the dabs wrong
Party floor one room had a mad throng
They made me honorary so I’m doing a bad song
Nightlife don’t let me get the sippin done
Written dumb, you can prolly call this shit a spit and run
Hitting em, I’ma let the lit shit smoulder
Only time I played at beer pong or Shipfic Folder
Hit on by a transgirl who drank too much
And started saying shit I thought might be a prank or such
she otherkind like o Star Vs. character
And how vhe see the future getting hardcore hysterical
we sng along with the Movie off key
It’s real shit, every sip called I’d truly quaff three
And no hangover, Dith turnt whn I hit the floor
Spending time and money til the night so I could sip some more

Berrytube, Berrytube, Berrytube
Lotta hairy dudes in the room and they sharin booze
Merry tunes sherry soon pony very cute
Hurry up and get on in - Daring Do
Berry fools gettin struck like a hi-hat
Parachutin’ when they gettin chucked out the Hyatt
Fools irate from the rules that they’ll violate
The male primates always shouting to (Hail Hydrate!)
I’m not fucking with Treetube
Cus I don’t got friends to get weed through
I’d have to find a dealer and approach em and speak too
And I’m too autistic so I’ll stick with the free booze
If you were there I was the mate in the green jacket
Who left with an Australian, a lady and three faggots
Hope I didn’t leave any mess and thanks for having me
The room was hot as death but the mixology was masterly