[Hook]
Yeah Cozy Glow, yeah yeah Cozy Glow
No rosier foal than Ms. Cozy Glow
Yeah Cozy Glow, yeah yeah Cozy Glow
Hold the trophy, so bold, I’m Cozy Glow (x2)

[Verse 1]
Magical items shatter classical titles
Master tactical trifles, mad and actually spiteful
Yeah but I’m never stifled, whack, slackin or idle
Got a plaque made of vinyl and backpackin’ disciples
Fuck Purplesmart, all her magic is now gone and
All her best moves only putting me down pawns
Peep the medallion, opportunity’s pounced on
The new queen of smart stuff, let me put the crown on
Friendship imperatrix, fencing with heretics
Going underground just to get with my therapist
Magic’s outta style, needing engines in carriages
Fact that I could weave this whole web is embarrassing
Pretty soon not even an alicorn matters, and I
Hear the way you talk it’s like you’re proud to form patterns
Gnash intense, I’m too clever for your last defense
You really need a better class of friends, my dude

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
Ill filly I’m leaving you defeated and
Hit the cliffhanger like golly do you need a hand? Kick!
Please I’m damn sick,
If you wish I’d been innocent go home and read a fan-fic
Peep the antics - time you accept fate
Nine kids down and it’s five to a checkmate
Keep the school up while I’m running the castle
Your last hope is shit the writer pulls from his asshole
Earth’ll tremble while we purge the rebels
Make friends and I lie and try a Shirley Temple
And when bombs drop I’ll be sweet with a lotta heart
You can walk off while I eat with the oligarchs
I mean, after all, I’m planning to be in office
For a long time, fans’ll get mad at me in the comments
Getting my attention’s a tragedy of the commons
Fuck Dunbar’s number, I had to become a goddess

[Hook]