Back in twenty seven-teen I’m getting back on the scene
I put the show off four years and now I’m mackin on green
And trackin the fiends who still in it, askin to meet
And when I watch the movies with em see the magical queen
Five years ago I kept a million miles away
From EQG, seemed to me that all the smiles were fake
On thankful peeps and style would break the bank for weeks
Basement freaks would spank their meat in silent praise
But no one else would watch, not expecting a pearl
You fuckers on some Rainbow hair while I’m investing in curls
Don’t test me you churl, Dagi is the best in the world
And that’s as ponies or as fishes or Equestria Girls
She’s glad for praise putting new dudes in a madder haze
If I’m a duke then she’s a chatelaine, battle bae
Sunsetters denying she got a lock on glam rock
Like “When pigs fly” so I’ma hit em with a hamhock
Handtalk, like picking a waifu is not even hard
Who else a full millennium old can rock a frickin leotard?
Go downing some drinks now, lady sounding a minx
Later staring at my screen and I’ll be counting her blinks

Startin competition I’m throwing the cold water
Like “Oh she’s so cute” like no she So-nata
And Blaze boys I don’t even grade your shit
Clean yourselves up, call your ass the Mayde service
No accounting for taste, but keep it out of my face
Floundering baes are close to gettin ground into paste
Fuck, and I’m aware that this a sickness
I won’t steal your bitch because her hair ain’t got the thickness
So kick this Adagio’s a def elite choice
I be tweeting @Kazumi Make a text to speech voice!
Got a lotta ladies bugging me, hugging me, ug-l-y,
Don’t want to rule the Earth and they can’t smile half as smug as she (Get off me ho)
They hated Dither cus he gave them the truth
A slayer and soothsayer who invading the news
On how major the spoof was, getting prayers induced
For the players who doomed cus they never praising the poof
I’m raising the roof, keep inside your lane if you’re smart
I’m keepin files on competition and I take em apart
For taking her heart, the rest of you can stay in the dark
Adagio the best waifu for a maker of bars

Pine for one I've never met, behind and she’s a step ahead,
She orange I’m the green, she’s a dime and I’m the treble clef
Yo fuckface, when ataxia attacks ya and you flub takes
My voice is like a black hole, Collapsia, Wubcake