Waifu plush beside me as I’m riding through the nightly rush
Try to crush our shit and you get left behind like Lightning Dust
I could trust that you won’t find a group of hoes we ain’t critique
When Hasbro try to give us shit -- we go and take a leak
Pony rap music, always keep the mares shaking it
Beat made by Swagg Broni, yeah bro I’m taking it
Go to war for ponies with a crude ploy - making it
Treat the game like kids that got a new toy - breaking it

Come with weak shit man we’ll make you eat bricks this is
So damn hype like we banned from EQD bitch
It’s genius like the seemings of a fleek Trix
Fuck a G5, kid, we be flier than a G6
Lyra pants Gucci with the bon bon shirt
And we the typa fans that play our shit at con concerts
Little punks up in our faces and they all talk dirt
The horse maf’ll raise the sun until the gods got burned

Horse maf, it’s the kinda kids who act a total fool
But kill it so completely that they make another Global Rule
Local rubes dismiss that I got fiery flows up in the bag
Unexpected dopeness (“I didn’t put those in my swag”)
Shook the banter nerds off, like kid you’re not that tricky please
We look for cancer cures while you beg for sauce at Mickey Ds
Philomena flow I make the swelter heat come hard
Light a trash fire like this is Delta V’s Junkyard

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Swimmers drown and flounder in the wetness like a Flitter Cloud
Get a crown in season 10’s finale like I’m Glimmer Wow
But no one gives a shit about your neck gold - bypass
Dime a dozen rappers from a set mold - blind bags
Sit em down like we’re about to read em out their chatlogs
And if they question us just tell the fucks to kiss our askblogs.
So if you think it’s only wondrous yesterdays and flawed kids
We’ll make you pay the price for underestimating autists

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I keep it coming with the fluid esprit
And the reason I’m so Scruffy’s that I do it for free
So if you moan or making digs about my fly and bling CDs
Cus ponies are for kids, but went to Lion King 3D
Then you can suck my dick.