[Ditherer]
Normies always smilin’ at me, thinking like I break bread
With anyone, then hatin on my Pinkie Pie vape pen
Scoring rare merchandise a nascent biz so
Catch me on YouTube, stealing eggs from kids
No Faberge, bae, this is custom-made, and
I must’ve paid the dealer like - fuck - a hundred k
But that’s okay, got bottle caps and piles of bits
I buy them mint to wave em in your eye - they glint
On the mantle, figures in the plastic stands
And check my Lyra hand warmer, I’m a massive fan
Fuck buying houses and fair silk for traffickan’,
I’ll smuggle ninety pounds of mare milk from Kazakhstan
Call commissioners like Batman, pretend that’s where I been from
Got disposable income Dith boast of his syndrome with
Shit - my Twilight pancakes is tasting sick but
Who I gotta blow to get some damn hay bacon strips?

[ShobieShy]
Pull up to the con with my car all tricked out
Got Luna cutie marks on the back that my mom picked out
Takin’ out my wallet, countin’, all my bills licked now
Strut the vendor hall, I see Twilight Pickle Rick, wow
Throw cash at a dude, take my merch, I can’t stay
Got a Pinkie Pie umbrella, Rainbow Dash lamp shade
Glimmy shower cap, and a Derpy Hooves garden spade
Even got a limited edition Flutter Marmalade
Glance and see pony vape juice, I don’t know the guy
But he sees me and shouts out “Hey, my guy ShobieShy!”
Horse fame has its perks, I’m purchasing half off
Grab some Berry Punch, flavor gives me a cracked jaw
Buying so much stuff that I barely pay rent
Money can’t buy happiness? Say that to my basement
My place, man. Living room got a pony vase, man
Drapes with pony lace, man. And twenty pony case fans.
Roll home post a photo of my Coco yo-yo
No pone unowned show my bro glowing Roseluck clothes
Flowing ‘bout ponies and clout, blaring it loud
Knowing my homies will shout, ‘only pony allowed’
Yeah.

[Equestrify]
Wear a cap and gown, always staying fresh (Yeah)
Zecora’s crystal ball, put it to the test
Pinkamena’s special collection of sharp knives
Don’t ask where I got these or I will take your life
Talking all the photos then sending them to my Snapchat
If you try to steal my stuff you better take a step back
Before my AK goes click clack and then I’ll snap back
Just like this #1 hat you better give it right back
50 Bucks for Twilights Little Book of Magic
Kinda dark for what she put down on her notes, sadly tragic
Rarity, Rarity, why don’t you let me serve the D
I have your favorite fabric that you sew for the royalty
65 for Pinkies mixer and a Pie
Figure looks so beautiful, it makes me wanna cry
Let’s crack a joke cuz I’m sure you’ll find this funny
Got a plushie doll and it’s Fluttershy’s bunny
(Uhh)