Feel a little silly on a bus ride
Trust I’m listening to Lulz rhyme Filly of a Filly
It’s the head of my playlist - Did I already say this?
Cus it’s crazy how it is that the one pill out of a million
That’s toughest to swallow can be the healthiest too
kid with the nothing to follow could get a hell of a group
Now something is hollow, we can smell out the truth
But we’re not coming to wallow about our relative doom
And all these damned people wanna force it:
What is this place? It’s evil to watch horses, let’s all cry
Not a drop of curiosity in salt tides
We raised this barn, you’re gonna miss the broadside

Still, pony fans gotta keep their heads down
Sometimes, pony fans gotta keep a death count
So many wonders and nobody wonders
Or so many wonder and no one understands
What it is we’re talking about,
A Fallout fanfic longer than War and Peace amounts
To 50,000 readers, that shit gets to me
Cus you don’t have a soul if you don’t think that shit is interesting.

And I think not a few of all the Greats in the 30s will have been made in the dirt
Of all the famously nerdy flamed and unworthy
Gay threads on the pages with furries
Where they can break bread saying to quit hating on Derpy
Say I’m wrong, I long to see your jaw drop
Just to jock your craw with songs that you cannot stop
Playing, mock the rocks involved with your criticism
Walk the flaws off, you wrong way recidivist dick
Keep laughing, we’re trapped in your containment board
Afraid of course we might break the wards today, make a war
Escape in scores, fail to stay divorced from your hate and scorn
Pay you dorks a visit with a quiz about your favorite horse
We got artists in a whole new anatomy,
Part of it’s a lotta old dudes wanna laugh at me
Part of it’s a lotta foal rubes acting faggoty
Why the fanbase still here? Because it has to be.

Still play our hands with the tatters of the cards
We’re like the NLR, getting scattered to the stars
Philosophical zombies on top of the ennui
But my favorite fic’s still tatted on my arm
So many wonders, nobody wonders
Peeps so soulless, delete the whole onus
So many wonders and nobody wonders
Seemed so hopeless in weeks of no focus
So many wonders, so, so many
Stay up, no more love, you’ll have to make some
So many wonders - I just...
Wish we could stay young, wonder what this place was