I’m crazy like Derpy Hooves and fly like Rainbow Dash
And fillies love me so I get… paid in cash
One day I’ll be in a video from Mister Metokur
I’ll punch you in the face and then I’ll fist your - Senator
I do it for the brony love -
(Oh my fucking God shut up, let me do this)

Dith here fucking up another old track
Cus I heard it way back but I wasn’t making this shit
So fact this is just a funny rollback and it’s not
A KOLT bash but it wasn’t like they did shit
Shred wingfeathers when I grind on the stone
Work til my flows go right to the bone
God of the spectacle, flawed but acceptable
Not a professional - try this at home
Do my work early like Ponies At Dawn
You uploading your songs and they placid and weak
So the bronies’ll yawn and I hope that it stings
I uploaded more songs than like half of the kings
No flyin above me, quit tryin to hug me
He read my review & be tryin to slug me
I rap like a horse and you rhyme like a monkey
Be happy my dude, when you cryin you ugly

I’m not part of your movement
Don’t get caught on the bars of a bard and confuse it
Fuck the art this is music
We don’t need all that corny-ass heart in the blueprints
Go and barter for new shit,
Get harder than you been, awfully stupid,
Rocking a few splints, whine some more and
Get calloused and bruised I am Gallus you Goofant
Now cheer up and listen to teacher
Spliffin the reefer with songs in the sun
Trippin on reverb until he get featured
Cus sit in the bleachers too long and you’re done
Fuck your shit with a new shillelagh
And a bird nose bitch with a ukelele
And I’m worth more chips than a fool who shade me
Get some dirtpoor tips when I puke em daily.