[Omnee]
(This is a goodbye to my favorite horse.)
(I’m gonna miss you.)
Season 1 intro, watchin as the clips roll,
See a cowpoke kickin trees, make the apples fall
Steadfast friend with a heart so dependable
Applejack’s her name and her power’s unforgettable
Honesty commendable, falsehood unrememberable
Orange-tinted true friend, confidence impregnable
I’ll sing her praises till the end of time’s festival
Her heart of gold makes her something incredible.
Castle crashing cutie, gettin’ in too deep
My love goes out to her bro and sis and granny
Farm manager, she can handle herself
Side by side with her friends as they dive into hell
Fighting Nightmare Moon and Discord and the Changeling Hive,
She’ll do what it takes to keep her friends all thriving
Same for the farm, keep those orchards alive
Yeah, she’ll keep her family bonds undying, no lying.
But she slips and stumbles on her way,
Caricature, failing allure, drifting away
Maker’s got no plan, they’re not sure what she should say
and thus begins the slow decline of AJ.
Lessons don’t stick, she just won’t quit
Countryisms endless, she’s earned background status
Static character is just that: static
Can’t be exciting if you aren’t dynamic.
Character development is truly asthmatic
So tragic, poof there goes the magic
Seeing the polls spot her negative trend,
I hunker down and just wait for the end.
Hang on, there’s a bright spot
No need for compromises
Can’t take my eyes off who she was before the bad writing
I hold the best of this horse in my heart
Retain the greatest of this glorious work of art
Then the leaks emerge, future’s dark indeed
Corporate mandates emerge to feed upon the seeds of hope
Chaos reigns, writing strange
How she’ll be I don’t know at the end of all things
Face to face one last time, we both know what’s coming
She tells me that it’s happening, she’s been summoned
She says goodbye forever, I give her all my loving
Then the execs hit the reset button

[Ditherer]
Days go round and round and round, pound a thousand down
Don’t come round - I’m still here but I’m outta town
‘Nother death, give her openings to kick it off
Every star’s gotta Supernova or a Fizzlepop
Remember back when I would find some new enlightenment in every watch
Talk returns, I’d be there with ready odds
I had a siren on the shore so my heading rocks
Obvis, but then the crew were dicks and wouldn’t let me off
And oh, this process could do better to prepare lovers
Hey my dude, woah, what’s the pillow, is that Pear Butter?
And like Pommel I’m apt to answer in a bare mutter
With the mare couture as just a car’cature of care covered
Remember back when Hair and Hugs used to update I’d sleep nice -
A year a half back, what the fuck, hey, don’t eat right
I eat rice, often feeling unsafe, I need light
Not from shades I need fight, just some made to read by
Can I find the beauty in the simple things?
Or am I falling off the ride into the kith and kings?
Cabbages, love never stays green, Dith agrees
Av-er-age, I haven’t made a track yet for Nyx at least

(Y’know. Not… yet.)
The days go round and round, up and down sine waves
Som’n sounded rowdy in the back when the mic fades
Life change, gotta guard her van with her vanguard
A dark gate had barred a man, it’s a man bard
Now the gem’ll part a fan from the fan part
Water eyes, girl’s heart a dam, this is damn hard

Girl still believed that we each have something -
Not at home, all her life she would keep at roughing
She got an X when execs hit the reset button
But no reset for her, now, so keep that coming
I got a girl, still believed that we each had something
Got a home, but my waifu would keep at roughing
Got an ex, then execs hit the reset button
But no reset for her, now, so keep that coming
Love it.